Вот, по аське пришло:

When an emo kid is depressed, he writes stuff in his diaries and then slashed himself lightly with a razor blade. When a Russian emo kid is depressed, he takes the first ticket to a Neo-Nazi meeting in Northen Europe and screams I'M GOING TO KILL EVERY MOTHERFUCKING LAST ONE OF YOU NAZI BITCHES in the middle of the rally. Then he gets home depressed because he killed them all with his bare hands and couldn't get hurt.

Переводите сами, лениво мне ;)